Bruised Rib

"How do you think managed to get a bruised rib?" my doctor asked yesterday. "I dunno. I tend to horseplay a lot, and get kind of hyper sometimes. I'm always jumping over things, rolling around on the ground, and tackling people. On sunday I dressed as a child and wrecked a minibike on purpose, filmed the whole thing. So you know, probably something like that. I'll be 30 this year."