Pita Bread?

Bruised Rib

"How do you think managed to get a bruised rib?" my doctor asked yesterday. "I dunno. I tend to horseplay a lot, and get kind of hyper sometimes. I'm always jumping over things, rolling around on the ground, and tackling people. On sunday I dressed as a child and wrecked a minibike on purpose, filmed the whole thing. So you know, probably something like that. I'll be 30 this year."

International Women's Day

Happy International Women's Day! By pure dumb luck today I stumbled upon this gem of a book review for "A Woman's Role in the Home: Tony Evans Speaks Out" posted on the never-failing-to-entertain Amazon.com.

"I read this book in women's bible study while in Iraq and it was a blessing! This book helped me to understand what marriage is about and once we do get married, we will know our role. Seriously, when I first saw the title of the book, I was like "what? oh no, he didn't" but this book is backed up by the bible, I'm so glad I got this book!!!!"

Olympics

Planet Earth won the Olympics AGAIN!! We're undefeated!!! Best athletes in the galaxy, baby!! Wooo!! PLAN-NET-EARTH! PLAN-NET-EARTH!