Thursday, September 9, 2010

Never Forget

So this Sept 11th I plan on burning a significant holy book in honor of those who’ve tragically died. I expect a cavalcade of media and a throng of fundamentalist windbags. Well, okay, it’s more of a religious paphlet i’m burning. Okay, okay, it’s not religious at all, it’s just a pamphlet on saving energy I got in the mail. And what I mean is that it’s actually just a stick of incense, not literature of any kind. And the media’s not invited. And neither are you.

Thursday, March 11, 2010

Pita Bread?

Bruised Rib

"How do you think managed to get a bruised rib?" my doctor asked yesterday. "I dunno. I tend to horseplay a lot, and get kind of hyper sometimes. I'm always jumping over things, rolling around on the ground, and tackling people. On sunday I dressed as a child and wrecked a minibike on purpose, filmed the whole thing. So you know, probably something like that. I'll be 30 this year."

Monday, March 8, 2010

International Women's Day

Happy International Women's Day! By pure dumb luck today I stumbled upon this gem of a book review for "A Woman's Role in the Home: Tony Evans Speaks Out" posted on the never-failing-to-entertain Amazon.com.

"I read this book in women's bible study while in Iraq and it was a blessing! This book helped me to understand what marriage is about and once we do get married, we will know our role. Seriously, when I first saw the title of the book, I was like "what? oh no, he didn't" but this book is backed up by the bible, I'm so glad I got this book!!!!"

Monday, March 1, 2010

Olympics

Planet Earth won the Olympics AGAIN!! We're undefeated!!! Best athletes in the galaxy, baby!! Wooo!! PLAN-NET-EARTH! PLAN-NET-EARTH!

Friday, February 5, 2010

Kite Flying Robot live at the Soundpony

A couple videos taken from the Soundpony Jan 15, 2010. Compliments of Casey Friedman.



Cinema

Michael Landon Jr, please stop making movies of any kind. Don't make me hurt you.